instant messaging as performance art
had the following conversation with my friend jason this morning...started last night when he said he had to go get milk, and i asked if he was getting it from the store or the barn. he informed me that the cow lives in the garage, and they hope to build a barn next year perhaps. screennames have been changed to protect the participants.
this morning's update:
Me: how's bessy?
Him: oh she is good. got herself into a bit f bind. i had her organizing the back of the garage..where i keep all my tools and stuff. she keeps mixing up the drywall screws with finishing nail.
Him: really torques me.
Him: you'd think one of god's creatures would be a bit smarter.
Him: butno
Me: hahah. you can't teach an old cow new tricks, dude
Him: so i have heard.
Me: so you have herd
Me: moooo
Him: i left a mcDonald's big mac wrapper nect to her feed bag this morning so she has somethin to think about thru the day
Me: ouch!