Multiple Choice: How humid is it?
A. A ten minute walk and I'm sweating like I've run a marathon, only without the inevitable cardiac arrest or complete lung collapse that I would doubtless experience in the second mile.
B. I was drier in the shower this morning than I am standing outside waiting for my train at 8:45
C. I am a human teabag, steeped in the dainty cup of Philadelphia humidity, atop an asphalt saucer with taxicab biscuits alongside.