Bloggus

gross i need to stop eating lunch at my desk. just cleaned my keyboard yesterday, an activity definitely not for the germophobic or faint of stomach. of course, still not as bad as when i first started working here. my desk phone, which i inherited from the previous programmer, had a layer of black crud over all the keys, so that you could not see any of the numbers. i had to scrape them off with whatever office implements i had handy. the drawers were also filled with chopsticks (mostly unused), duck sauce packets, and other implements of Chinese take-out. do this experiment: shake your keyboard upside-down over your desk. count the little specs that come out of it.