Be Prepared
Things I could say when the doctor first hands me our baby:
1. Excellent, phase one is complete.
2. The General will be pleased.
3. Well, he doesnt look like he can lift much, but I'm sure we'll find work for him
4. That was fun, lets do it again
5. Congratulations, its a lizard (stolen from Bill Cosby)'
6. Speak!
7. Woah, what else do you have in there that I don't know about?
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